Okay, so I wrote a somewhat epic post, citing all my lovely and shiny new followers then it disappeared into the equivalent of an internet black hole. Yeah, I took Geology in High School. I quit before I failed that too, along with English and Geography. If only my Dad would have let me take Drama instead. Maybe then I would have failed with flair. Meh, girl can dream.
So on that note, I have 31 followers, all of which I’m stalking,.. er, I mean following. So don’t go anywhere. If you do, I’ll hunt you down. Maybe throw a drop bear on you. Don’t know what a drop bear is? Well, don’t go anywhere and you don’t have to find out. π
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Stacey Jaine McIntosh was born in Perth, Western Australia where she still resides with her husband and their four children.
Although her first love has always been writing, she once toyed with being a Cartographer and subsequently holds a Diploma in Spatial Information Services.
Since 2011 she has had over two dozen short stories and drabbles printed for online consumption and in various anthologies, both in print and forth coming. She has also had two poems accepted for publication.
Stacey is also the author of Solstice, Morrighan & Lost and she is currently working on several other projects simultaneously.
She specialises in writing Paranormal Romance and Celtic inspired fairy tales.
When not with her family or writing she enjoys reading, photography, genealogy, history, Arthurian myths and witchcraft.
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I kind of like the idea of being stalked. lol
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LOL. Figured you might π
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π
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*shakes head in dismay* π
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*picks up a drop bear, getting ready to throw it at you*
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That was my line you git. LOL. Fine I raise your drop bear up an…. Emu. That’s eam-you not e-moo by the way.
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Emu!! Those are not deadly! But, i see your emu and raise you an alpacka!
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They so are!!! Seen the legs on those things? Haven’t you heard? Australia is the land of animals that will fuck you up! Oh and we eat our National Emblem.
Seeing your Alpaca and raising you a… Dingo. Sorry Azaria. *sniff*
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“The Dingo ate my baby!” Dingos, those are like little purse puppies. I’ll raise you some coyotes!
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They do not look like purses. Jury is still out on what happened to Azaria btw. Um… Coyote… I’ll raise you a sting ray.
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String Rays are good. But i’ll raise you……an alligator.
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I’ll meet your alligator with a crocodile.
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I’m thinking that will be a tie. Maybe the alligator and the crocodile become best friends and live happily ever after.
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No matter what, Australia will ALWAYS win in the deadly argument. We can top all other countries with things that kill.
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Agreed Caroline π
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